I am compelled as I originate M.G. Sparks' blog, to ponder a more important origin.
Let me get this straight. Billions of years ago, before the dawn of man, a gargantuan, lifeless blob of unknown origin or purpose was floating around as it frittered away its light-years. For reasons unknown, this blob of lifeless mass spontaneously exploded in space, chaotically fragmenting into innumerable stars, planets, galaxies and solar systems.
Out of this devastating melee arose the orderly, synchronized universe we know and love today. Oh - I see, order was spawned by disorder. This makes sense. I've seen lots of explosions. Often times the matter that is fragmented, pulverized and vaporized by the blast transforms itself into what would seem to an uneducated layman to be an engineering marvel. Yep, there's just somethin' about an explosion that puts things in order.
Just for kicks, I've blown up a couple of automobile junkyards. I was amazed at the newly created symmetrical objects that came raining back to earth. From just one violent, powerful, disseminating blast a previously lifeless mess of elements including drive trains, tires, upholstery and dirt, was changed into all manner of useful creations such as wristwatches, basketballs, compasses, amoebas and such.
If a little junkyard blast can create a round basketball, it's no stretch to believe that the "scientifically" speculated "big bang" blast could have created, among countless other wonders, a round earth!
Likewise, my junkyard explosions proved that watches and compasses are not always as well engineered as first believed. They can sometimes come about by random, mindless forces such as an explosion. Therefore, it's no stretch to believe that the earth's marginally more complex synchronicity of planetary alignment, gravitational pull, seasonal preciseness, etc. resulted from a chaotic, designerless...POW..."BIG BANG".
The guy that first came up with the Big Bang Theory, whomever he was, was no idiot. Obviously, at some point he became evolutionarily superior to men of his time. Perhaps he, like the first exploding space mass, was jump-started by his own "big bang" experience - a harmonious restructuring of sorts.
Maybe someone violently beat this guy over the head several times with a big steel pipe. These "big bangs" experienced by this "scientist" probably caused a new chaotic but superior alignment of his cranial contents, thereby transforming him into a visionary genuis! New and improved, our scientist - who again, was no idiot - garnered an intellectual prowess that could better understand the complex origin of life on earth.
Wow - I'm convinced this "big bang" theory is no theory at all. I'm ready to snuggle up to a lit stick of dynamite just to see how far I can climb the evolutionary ladder. The sky's the limit!
M.G. Sparks
